Buy one sheet—because daubing two sheets is a mega stressful for a newbie like you—and try not to talk, or laugh too loud or the BINGO lifers on both sides of you will politely shush you as you try to stifle your stressed out giggles that come out as snorts instead. The announcer is going so fast you feel the rush of adrenaline. What if someone takes your win because you're not fast enough!? What sheet are we on? What number did he just call?!?
You daub, daub, daub away. BINGO isn't like it used to be. All ones are wild? You have to get two rows to win plus a full corner? What? You accidentally got daub happy and marked the wrong space! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Alas, your dauber lied to you. It was not the winner's ink. All that craziness amounted to nothing on paper.
But that's perfectly fine with you…time spent talking and laughing with the girls is all a winner needs from time to time and you totally scored on that count!














