Yes, it's true, I have a secret boyfriend. Secret from me that is. I don't know who he is and he keeps leaving messages on my phone. No worries—it's nothing scary or malicious. He has such a thick accent (black) that I can't understand what he's saying anyway. He sounds hurt that "I'm" not calling back, poor guy.Adam called him a while ago and told him he had the wrong number, I'm not sure he understood. Because this morning he called at 5:30AM!
So, this message is for you Secret Boyfriend from 313 area code: I am already taken. And even I were the girl you are trying to reach—I still wouldn't answer the phone at 5 in the morning.
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