Things to do If You are Bored

Play an indoor game of badminton.

Pet a poisonous looking caterpillar and hope for the best.

Look for a swear word written on a wall, if you find one...go crazy, rip it off.

Sleep somewhere different until you aren't bored anymore.

Go to the movies and laugh out loud during the funny parts so that the audience will feel comfortable laughing out loud too.

Make your feet look even more alien, lightly spray paint them silver.

Play Blokus and loose every time on purpose.

Abscond with the front room furniture. Bonus points: do it one armed.

Make a fire for hobo dinners, then put it out ten minutes later—to build sympathy for hobos.